1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
3. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
4. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
5. How does a rabbi make coffee?
Hebrews it.
6. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?
He woke up.
7. What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
9. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
10. What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?
The space bar.
11. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
13. Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
15. What do you call a fake stone?
A sham rock.
16. Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it was unripe!
17. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"
18. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
If you didn't laugh, don't worry, these were supposed to be super cold! But hopefully, they provided some amusement and a break from the seriousness of life. Everyone needs a good laugh now and then, so share these jokes with your friends and make their day a little brighter.
