英语直译搞笑段子(又幽默又短的英语笑话)

Can't stop laughing: hilarious short English jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants!

If you need a good laugh, these short English jokes are sure to do the trick. From animal puns to silly one-liners, these jokes are perfect for telling to friends and family alike.

An investigator alligator, two-tired bicycle, and sleeping bulldozer are just a few examples of the creative word play found in these jokes. Plus, if you're a golfer or a fan of puns, the hole in one and outstanding in his field jokes will surely make you chuckle.

And let's not forget about the seagulls flying over the sea and clouds wearing thunderpants – these jokes add an extra layer of absurdity and silliness to the mix.

So next time you're in need of a good laugh, try telling one of these short English jokes to your friends or family. Who knows, you might just get a laugh so strong it could lift you up to the clouds wearing thunderpants.